Eunice does X-Men: Days of Future Past

xmen-days-poster“All those years wasted fighting each other, Charles.”

The Scoop: 2014 PG-13, directed by Bryan Singer and starring James McAvoy, Hugh Jackman, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult

Tagline: His past. Our future.

Summary Capsule: Wolverine becomes John Reese to save the world from Not!Skynet

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Eunice does Safety Not Guaranteed

safety-poster“Listen to me. You come to that launch site at 5:00, you take my hand, and I’ll show you who can’t time travel.”

The Scoop: 2012 R, directed by Colin Trevorrow and starring Aubrey Plaza, Jake Johnson, Mark Duplass, and Karan Soni

Tagline: N/A

Summary Capsule: A magazine intern gets drug along to get the story on a personal ad about time travel put up by some kook… or is he?

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Eunice does Bloodsport

bloodsport-poster“That hurts me just lookin’ at it.”

The Scoop: 1988 R, directed by Newt Arnold and starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Donald Gibb, Bolo Yeung, and Leah Ayres

Tagline: The secret contest where the world’s greatest warriors fight in a battle to the death.

Summary Capsule: JVCD and Ogre fight their way through a whole bunch of ethnic stereotypes to face big bad Bolo Yeung in an underground fighting competition.

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Eunice does Much Ado About Nothing (2013)

Much-Ado-About-Nothing-Poster“You must not, sir, mistake my niece. There is a kind of merry war betwixt Signior Benedick and her: they never meet but there’s a skirmish of wit between them.”

The Scoop: 2013 PG-13, directed by Joss Whedon and starring Alexis Denisof, Amy Acker, Clark Gregg, and Nathan Fillion

Tagline: Shakespeare knows how to throw a party.

Summary Capsule: Joss Whedon’s modern time set/classic dialogue version of one of Shakespeare’s comedies. This one about two awesome characters falling in love, two blah characters with a huge misunderstanding, and Nathan Fillion playing Dogberry.

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