Eunice does The Avengers

“That’s my secret Cap, I’m always angry.”

The Scoop: 2012 PG-13, directed by Joss Whedon and starring Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Tom Hiddleston, Scarlett Johansson, Clark Gregg, Chris Hemsworth, and Samuel L. Jackson

Tagline: Assemble

Summary Capsule: Earth’s mightiest heroes must learn to get along in order to stop the world from being taken over.

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Eunice’s Rating: How do I love thee? Oh baby, let me count the ways.

Eunice’s Review: Before I get to the actual review, there’s something I have to get off my chest…

Dear Tom Hiddleston,

I have respected you as a talented actor since I first saw you on Wallander. It wasn’t until I saw you in Thor (with the dark hair, I won’t lie) that I truly noticed you. You were my favorite part of that movie, and I still feel the actors, most especially you, and the movie were done a disservice by leaving out those deleted scenes [Why can’t I have a director’s cut of that?]. My ardor may have waned for a while, but your oily serpentine revival of Loki for The Avengers has reignited the spark, and mayhaps bloomed into, dare I say, a little love (but totally not in a creepy, gonna’ show up outside your house kind of way). Your turn as F. Scott Fiztgerald in Midnight in Paris was equally captivating. The fact that you are not only an actor, but an actual movie fan in real life is also a plus. The accent does not hurt. Or the height. Or the gorgeous eyes.

There is one thing I take issue with, I am upset that I have to wait until the end of July for The Deep Blue Sea. I could be appeased, though, by an advanced copy. Autographed. And hand delivered by yourself, please.

With love, hugs and kisses,
Eunice

P.S.
Expect your official ‘Eunice’s Actor Harem’ pin and secret decoder ring soon.

So, right, a review. The Avengers.

With the exception of Captain America, I have seen every Marvel movie leading up to this in theaters (Captain America I missed due to circumstances beyond my control). Waiting so many years for them to actually come together, I’ll admit I was a little leery about if they’d be able to pull it off. I’m glad that not only can I breathe a sigh of relief, but can actually smile happy with the end result.

Brought together by S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Nick Fury and Agent Coulson, you have: Steve “Captain America” Rogers who’s “old fashioned” in the right ways, but also wearied and disillusioned, and the only one who understands fighting alongside someone, but now doesn’t have a unit he trusts to back him up; Tony “Iron Man” Stark the billionaire genius with the awesome shiny suit and the mouth that doesn’t stop; Dr. Bruce “Hulk” Banner the scientist with verdigris anger issues; God of Thunder and Loki’s brother Thor. Joining them is assassins Natasha “Black Widow” Romanoff and Clint “Hawkeye” Barton. When unlimited power source the Tesseract and expert Prof. Erik Selvig, first introduced in Thor, are stolen by Loki, the Avengers must assemble and figure out Loki’s larger plan.

Not being the most hardcore comic fan at MRFH, I’m not completely sure how it stacks against the comics, but it does stay true to the universe as laid out in the movies. I wasn’t sure how they’d balance all the characters, but it works. The way everyone’s personalities go in waves of coming together and clashing is what’s needed. The only one I’d say gets shorted is Thor, he comes in much later in the movie, without a ‘well this is what I’ve been doing since you last saw me in my movie’ like everyone else gets. But he gets quite an entrance.

I think that going with Loki as the main villain was a great idea (fervent Hiddleston ardor aside). Out of all the villains presented in the other movies Loki is the one I’d call most interesting (though Hugo Weaving’s Red Skull is a close second). He’s also the only one who isn’t, ya know, dead. [Belated spoiler warning for all the Avenger related Marvel movies!] But if you’re going to have Thor you need Loki to tie him in, in a plausible way. Sure you could have had other alien/gods attacking, but I think it would’ve been pushing the bounds too far even in a comic book movie.

Let’s talk fight scenes. Early on it’s established that most of the heroes are matched well between powers and fight styles, and it worked in not just a visually pleasing way, but in a character building way. And then they fight together, and it’s like ‘YES! This is how superheroes fighting back to back in a movie should be!’ During the big battle, there’s this part where Iron Man bounces a beam off of Captain America’s shield into a bad guy and I think my heart grew three sizes. That end battle is just a bowl full of joy.

But, you know, no matter how good the scenes might’ve looked, I don’t think they would’ve been anywhere near as swell if there hadn’t been the perfect mix of strong writing, directing, and acting behind them. Comedy and pathos are so well balanced on both sides of the action sequences that the movie just flows seamlessly. Chris Evans and Mark Ruffalo really shine and I can’t wait for Captain America 2 and if there’s more Hulk work down the road Ruffalo has my seal of approval to come back. Robert Downey Jr. continues to be a scene stealer and Tom Hiddleston’s now darker manipulative Loki is a good first villain for The Avengers. Clark Gregg as Agent Coulson, Captain America’s #1 fan apparently, and Scarlett Johansson get some really good scenes in. Joss Whedon, the cast, everybody was just on the same page, there’s harmony.

Not being a comic book expert I didn’t really feel up to being the first to review The Avengers, but I just really loved this movie. I can’t really find anything bad to say about it. I’ve seen it twice in theaters already and if I could pre-order it I would. If you have not gone to see it yet I suggest you get your rear in gear and catch it on the big screen before it’s gone. Because you’ll be kicking yourself if you don’t.

I may just die from being so happy.

Intermission!

  • Is It Worth Staying Through End Credits? It’s a Marvel movie! Of course you stay through the credits! I love me some sequel bait.
  • With the use of performance motion capture technology, Mark Ruffalo is the first actor to play both Bruce Banner and The Hulk on set. Though Lou Ferrigno did the voice work for The Hulk.
  • “Avengers assemble” is not said a once.
  • Iron Man 3 and Thor 2 are set to open 2013. Captain America 2 in 2014.

Groovy Quotes

Steve Rogers: What’s the matter, scared of a little lightning?
Loki: I’m not overly fond of what follows.

Steve Rogers: Ma’am, there’s only one God, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.

Tony Stark: No hard feelings Point Break, you’ve got a mean swing.

Thor: Have a care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard. And he is my brother.
Natasha Romanoff: He killed eighty people in two days.
Thor: He’s adopted.

Tony Stark: Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.

Nick Fury: We have no quarrel with your people.
Loki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot.

Steve Rogers: Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you?
Tony Stark: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
Steve Rogers: I know guys with none of that worth ten of you.

Loki: I have an army.
Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.

Tony Stark: Better clench up, Legolas.

Steve Rogers: Doc… I think now is the perfect time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner: That’s my secret Cap, I’m always angry.

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16 Comments

  1. Excellent review and hit pretty much all of the high notes! But, with respect, I must point out that you inadvertently forgot to mention Jeremy Renner’s/Hawkeye’s biceps. Niiiice biceps. Very nice biceps. Katniss who?

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  3. How do you think Ruffalo holds up to the previous Hulks (Hulkii?) Edward Norton and Eric Bana? Personally, I think he’s the best of the lot, and the past movies might have been a lot less tedious if he’d had the role from day one.

    • All my opinion, though I think this could be an interesting topic for anyone who wants to join…

      I’ll go in reverse and discuss it like this. I didn’t really like Eric Bana as Bruce Banner, and Hulk never really grabbed me and I kinda resented going to the theater to see it.

      I liked Ed Norton in The Incredible Hulk, and the movie itself a whole lot better than its predecessor. But…

      After having seen The Avengers, I just can’t even picture Ed Norton doing anywhere near as good a job as the one Ruffalo did. I really can’t imagine anyone else in the part, his interpretation was just perfect in the balance of the movie. I think the truest test would be to see him in a Hulk only movie, but he probably is my favorite.

      • Ditto to everything Eunice just said, except with a lot more hatred toward the Eric Bana Hulk movie.

        When I found out Norton was going to be Bruce Banner I was very disappointed, but once I watched Ruffalo’s interpretation all of my fears and doubts melted away and were replaced by awesome. He was amazing.

  4. You know, I *liked* the “That’s my secret, Cap – I’m always angry” line, but it still doesn’t make sense to me. If he’s always angry, shouldn’t he always be the Hulk? A cool line that I guess I just shouldn’t think about too much.

    Good review, Eunice!

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