“I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory. I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come at me and say, ‘Hi. I see that you’re good at Centipede.’”

The Scoop: 2007 PG-13.  Directed by Seth Gordon and starring Steve Wiebe, Billy Mitchell, and Walter Day.

Tagline: Don’t Get Chumpatized

Summary Capsule: It’s the Good, the Bad, and the Donkey as Roger and Me meets The Karate Kid meets Super Mario Brothers.