Without A Paddle

without-paddle-poster“He won’t bother you if you’re in the fetal position… Abort the fetal position!”

The Scoop: 2004 PG-13, directed by Steven Brill and starring Dax Shepard, Matthew Lillard, and Seth Green

Tagline: The call of the wild. The thrill of adventure. The mistake of a lifetime.

Summary Capsule: The boyhood chums set out to recover D.B. Cooper’s lost money and generally expose themselves to the elements of Burt Reynolds

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Justice League: The New Frontier

justice-league-tnf-poster“You are no coward, Hal Jordan. To you, all life is precious. And this ring is far too powerful to fall into the hands of someone who doesn’t understand that.”

The Scoop: 2008 PG-13, directed by Dave Bullock and starring David Boreanaz, Miguel Ferrer, and Neil Patrick Harris

Tagline: No tagline

Summary Capsule: The most classic, iconic superheroes in the world must band together or fall individually, set against the idealism and uncertainty of the atomic age.

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What About Bob?

What_About_Bob_poster“Dr. Marvin, I’M SAILING! I’M SAILING!”

The Scoop: 1991 PG, directed by Frank Oz and starring Bill Murray, Richard Dreyfuss, and Julie Hagerty

Tagline: Bob’s a special kind of friend. The kind that drives you crazy!

Summary Capsule: Crazy man goes on vacation to stay with his shrink. Will they learn important life lessons from each other? Who cares, just make me laugh!

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Wet Hot American Summer

Wet_hot_american_summer_poster“Well, we all survived the summer except for a few children who are lepers.”

The Scoop: 2001 R, directed by David Wain and starring Janeane Garofalo, David Hyde Pierce, and Michael Showalter

Tagline: It was the last day of summer camp. It was the first day of the third week in August.

Summary Capsule: Counselors and kids dance on the grave of 1981 during summer camp’s last day

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Indian Summer

Indian_Summer_poster“You know who I feel sorry for? All those guys who had vasectomies in the 70s. Now with safe sex, they still gotta wear condoms.”

The Scoop: PG-13 1993, directed by Mike Binder and starring Elizabeth Perkins, Bill Paxton, Kevin Pollak, and Alan Arkin

Tagline: A Comedy About Eight Friends Who Return To The Best Summer Of Their Lives!

Summary Capsule: In their thirties, friends reunite at their childhood camp

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