I’m a lover of schlocky old horror films; they’re so charming in their attempts at creeping us out with their lame devices of dread. Normally a mere fan of horror, during the month of October it’s nearly all I watch. This saturation of slasher has me noticing a serious trend in the attempts at ambiance [...]
Archive for October 2009
Saturday’s Six: A (not so) fond farewell to horror movie gimmicks 4 comments
Friday the 13th [retro review] 14 comments
“You’re doomed if you stay here!” The Scoop: 1980 R, directed by Sean S. Cunningham and starring Betsy Palmer, Kevin Bacon and Adrienne King Tagline: You’ll wish it were only a nightmare… Summary Capsule: Some kids skewer marshmallows at camp — and get skewered in turn
A Nightmare on Elm Street [retro review] 6 comments
“Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” The Scoop: 1984 R, directed by Wes Craven and starring John Saxon, Heather Langenkamp and Johnny Depp Tagline: If Nancy Doesn’t Wake Up Screaming She Won’t Wake Up At All… Summary Capsule: A dream monster begins to prey on the children of Elm Street
Trailers and More 2 comments
Some of these links may contain mature material, and MRFH is not responsible for their content. Trailers Avatar Alice in Wonderland Valentine’s Day Everybody’s Fine Invictus Green Zone Smokin’ Aces 2: Assassins’ Ball
Psycho [retro review] 1 comment
“We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven’t you?” The Scoop: 1960 R, directed by Alfred Hitchcock and starring Anthony Perkins, Janet Leigh and Vera Miles Tagline: No one… BUT NO ONE… will be admitted to the theatre after the start of each performance of Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho. Summary Capsule: As you probably guessed from [...]
The Ring [retro review] 2 comments
“Seven days…” The Scoop: 2002 PG-13, directed by Gore Verbinski and starring Naomi Watts, Martin Henderson and David Dorfman Tagline: Before you die, you see the ring Summary Capsule: A reporter faces a time crunch while investigating a VHS urban legend
Scream [retro review] 6 comments
“Do you like scary movies?” The Scoop: 1996 R, directed by Wes Craven and starring Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox and Skeet Ulrich Tagline: Don’t Answer The Phone. Don’t Open The Door. Don’t Try To Escape. Summary Capsule: Someone has taken their love of horror movies too far and is offing the teens of a small [...]
The Exorcist [retro review] 7 comments
“The power of Christ compels you!” The Scoop: 1973 R, directed by William Friedkin and starring Max von Sydow, Linda Blair and Ellen Burstyn Tagline: Something beyond comprehension is happening to a little girl on this street, in this house. A man has been called for as a last resort to try and save her. [...]
Alien [retro review] 16 comments
“It’s got a wonderful defense mechanism: you don’t dare kill it.” The Scoop: 1979 R, directed by Ridley Scott and starring Tom Skerritt, Sigourney Weaver and Harry Dean Stanton Tagline: In space no one can hear you scream. Summary Capsule: The universe’s most badass nasty chews up a spacecraft full of extremely reluctant heroes
HallowHorrorWeen ’09 Begins! 2 comments
HallowHorrorWeen is a tradition around these here parts, wherein we celebrate scary movies on the best holiday of the year! This year, we’re going to try something a bit different, as the staff recoups from our recent Bad Sequels Week (Al is still sucking his thumb, and we haven’t seen Sue for days after the [...]



