“There is no spoon.” The Scoop: 1999 R, directed by Andy & Larry Wachowski and starring Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, and Carrie-Anne Moss. Tagline: What is The Matrix? Summary Capsule: The world’s not what it appears to be, as a group of cyber-fighters jack with evil computer AI.
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The Matrix [retro review] 4 comments
Kyle does Jennifer’s Body Leave a comment
“You’re lime green Jell-o and you can’t even admit it.” The Scoop: 2009 R, directed by Karyn Kusama and starring Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried, and Adam Brody Tagline: She’s evil . . . and not just high school evil. Summary Capsule: Turns out when an emo band sacrifices a non-virgin to the devil for fame [...]
Lissa does I Sell the Dead 3 comments
The Scoop: 2009, unrated, directed by Glenn McQuaid, starring Dominic Monaghan, Ron Perlman, and Larry Fessenden Tagline: Never trust a corpse. Summary Capsule: Graverobbing can be a rather lucrative business, if you know what corpses to nab.
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Mike Does 9 3 comments
“Sometimes fear is the appropriate response.” The Scoop: 2009 PG-13, directed by Shane Acker and starring Elijah Wood, Crispin Glover, Christopher Lee, Martin Landau, Jennifer Connelly and John C. Reilly Tagline: When our world ended, their mission began. Summary Capsule: Rag dolls from the cover of Korn’s “Issues” album fight the machines from The Matrix.
Within the Woods [retro review] 1 comment
“JOIN US!” The Scoop: 1978 NR, directed by Sam Raimi and starring Bruce Campbell, Ellen Sandweiss & Scott Spiegel Tagline: No tagline Summary Capsule: Guy desecrates an Indian burial ground, gets possessed, goes all wacky on his best buds. Ash, you’re needed in housewares. Ash to housewares.
Army of Darkness [retro review] 7 comments
“Gimme some sugar, baby.” The Scoop: 1993 R, directed by Sam Raimi and starring Bruce Campbell, Embeth Davidtz & Marcus Gilbert Tagline: Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. Summary Capsule: Shot back through time, The Chin battles female wiles, the evil dead, and three naughty books, with nothing more than a shotgun [...]
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Cult Primer: Zombie Flicks Leave a comment
The Cult Primer is a new article series on MRFH where we help to introduce you to a new genre you might not have sampled by pointing out the “essentials” to get you started. They rise from the grave. They shamble. They decay. They hunger for brains. They pursue. They outnumber us. And every one [...]
Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn [retro review] 13 comments
“Swallow this.” The Scoop: 1987 R, directed by Sam Raimi and starring Bruce Campbell, Ted Raimi and Sarah Berry Tagline: Kiss Your Nerves Good-Bye! Summary Capsule: Ash, the classic anti-hero stud, must once again do battle with the weird and evil dead.



